Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
fact: it is called ultra thin crust pizza because it makes you ultra thin. trust me i am a doctor i know what i’m talking about
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
“we’re gonna party like it’s 1999!” sings the thirteen year old girl.
suddenly, she finds herself turning into a fetus.
she is trapped inside her mother’s womb.
the party has begun.